The Pretty Workout for International Talk Like A Pirate Day September 19


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The Pretty Workout

International Talk Like A Pirate Day Issue

By Mary Lou Preston

Captain May I?

Visit   for a treat on International Talk Like A Pirate Day!  Captain may I?  Ye may get a treat!  Then do yer exercise and read me message below.

       Ahoy, me Hearties! Blimey! Are ye exercising? Blow me down! All hand hoay! Batten down the hatches. Avast ye. It’s time ye get shipshape. Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! We’ve found yer booty! Aye, an exercise treasure that works more than yer booty. Captain may I? Aye, ye may walk the plank me matey!     

       Walk the Plank and Dive into Hot Fitness is the resistance “treasure” (or “booty” as pirate talk continues) exercise where ye will collect yer doubloons, or ye will shiver me timbers while performing the plank and yer core will feel like a buccaneer cleave ye to the brisket. Savvy? Stand yer feet shoulder width apart keeping knees slightly bent. On the count of eight, pieces of eight ye can think, bend at yer waist to reach down to walk yer hands out and walk the plank. One yer hands touch yer toes, two yer hands touch the floor, three walk yer hands out more with four, five, six, seven, and on eight ye are in the plank! Hold plank for eight, yer pieces of eight. Now, walk yer hands back the plank on a count of eight till ye stand up straight. Repeat. Heave Ho!

Avest ye scallywag-

And for ye scurvy dog-

The “pretty must be” fit tip is to find yer treasure for good health. Treasure as in pirate talk is “Booty!” Aye, a nice booty is also classified as a “treasure” in the exercise world, but (pun intended) yer treasure in exercise talk is to find an exercise routine that works for ye, whether swimming, walking, running, lifting weights, Zumba, yoga, or cross training, ye name it, if ye enjoy it, then it’s yer treasure. Aaaarrrrgggghhhh me booty! Yo Ho Ho.

A “Pretty Workout” Quote

Captain Hook, Peter Pan- “Yo ho, yo ho, the frisky plank, You walks along it so, Till it goes down and you goes down To Davy Jones below!”

From me heart for yer heart

Green Garden Flower Fit Girl


       Visit or

for pirate talk to prepare ye for International Talk Like A Pirate Day, September 19, every year, me matey! Below is me pirate dictionary.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! – exhortation of discontent or disgust

Ahoy, me Hearties! – the same as saying “Hello, my friends!”

All hand hoay! – comparable to all hands on deck

Avast ye – stop and check this out or pay attention

Aye – yes

Batten down the hatches – put everything away on the ship and tie everything down because a storm is brewing

Blimey! – exhortation of surprise

Blow me down! – expression of shock of disbelief akin to “Holy Crap!”

Booty – treasure

Buccaneer – a pirate

Cleave ye to the brisket – to cut across the chest, from one shoulder to the lower abdomen

Davy Jones’ Locker – fabled, mythical place at the bottom of the ocean where the evil spirit of Davy Jones brings sailor and pirates to die

Doubloons – other coins or found in pirate hoards and stashes

Heave Ho – give it some muscle and push it

Me – my

Pieces of eight – coins or found in pirate stashes

Savvy? – do you understand and do you agree?

Scallywag – mild insult akin to rapscallion or rogue

Scurvy dog – the pirate is talking directly to you with mild insult

Shark bait – will soon join Davy Jones’ Locker

Shipshape – cleaned up and under control

Shiver me timbers! – comparable to “Holy Crap!”

Walk the plank – punishment in which person walks off a board jutting over the side of the ship while at sea. The consequence is drowning and a visit to Davy Jones’ Locker.

Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! – pull up the anchor and the sail and let’s get going

Ye – you

Yer- your

Yo Ho Ho – cheerful exhortation to demand attention


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